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Politics and swimsuit babes should be the cornerstone of LinkedIn so get over it grumpy old white guys

Stick me with a fork I’m done – the sanctimonious social media cops need to understand that LinkedIn is a platform made of two parts SOCIAL & MEDIA  Bikini mogul http://www.bikiniluxe.com/ Candice Galek runs a company that sells bikinis – and she posts swimsuit models on LinkedIn – hoping to SELL more Bikini’s – hmmmm – so …

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Let’s define “LinkedIn professional” once and for all

I keep seeing this theme on LinkedIn – “there’s a bikini-clad model that’s not “professional” this is LinkedIn and bikini clad models don’t belong here” Businessmen shouldn’t wear backpacks – that’s not professional (sure you’re much better off with a $600 Tumi briefcase telegraphing that you are toting $1000 worth of electronics) “Politics doesn’t belong …

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A personal warning to 3000 LinkedIn connections from mitchr

I really don’t give a RA (rats ass) about grammar – Look at what texting has done to the English language and tell me the English language of the 21st century looks anything like that of the 20th century. this for Mitchell J Katz Senior Public Affairs Specialist at Federal Trade Commission – Commented, 10 days …

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When merchant processing goes sideways – expect it

LinkedIn has gotten boring and uninformative. All the supposed  SEO and ecommerce groups have become as tepid as a lukewarm single bag decaffeinated cup of green tea. “Content is king” – backlinks – due date hasn’t changed in a decade. I’ll be coming at you like a cup of coffee with five hour energy replacing …

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Why this merchant processor is making an angry old white guy angrier

I blogged about how cybersource used a shell game to keep MY money out of MY bank for weeks In the 14 years we’ve been processing credit cards we’ve had a little over 20 merchant processors and a half a dozen gateways I’ll explain the difference in a moment. The gateways aren’t too bad except when …

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I’m 65 & want to become a social media influencer – what are my chances?

I’ve been examining latest trend in social media – they call it “influencer marketing”. I just read a post on LinkedIn asking for lists of “influencers”. A plethora of responses recommended this list and that list. Not surprisingly my reply ran against the grain: Correlation does not imply causation – everyone is assuming  a big …

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